Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to be a hero?
Have you ever wished for hours on end on a sleepless night for your deity to grant you the powers of Superman?
Have you ever just wanted to kick someone's ass with a really big sword?
Now you can! With the new BrainGame 64. from Virtual Gaming USA!
The BrainGame 64 hooks directly into your brain and hooks you up into a virtual world to do as you will! You can use one of 50 preset worlds, or make your own! You can even download other people's worlds to try yourself!
The BrainGame 64 sends and receives electronic impulses to directly influence the world around your character! Enemies will appear! Combat will commence! Diabolical villains will kidnap a princess! And it'll be your job to bring peace to the world! And when it's all over, maybe you and the princess can have some "quality time" together. It's all your choice, because it's all your game!
The BrainGame 64 is available now! Check your local videogame store, or call 555-9876 for info on how to get your very own BrainGame 64! BrainGame 64, revolutionizing the way YOU play videogames!
Note: Virtual Gaming USA is not responsible for mistreatments of this product. Virtual Gaming USA will not be held accountable for any inappropriate simulations and is not responsible for the possible injury of those using the BrainGame 64. The BrainGame 64 is meant for gaming only. Any illegal or inappropriate use of the BrainGame 64 will void all possible waranties.
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Do you like frogs? Piss me off and you'll be living with them.
As far as I know, they're anti-British. Whether they include Canada, I dunno. Go get a bootleg copy from the black market. You can find it underground in Toronto. You may need a shovel, I hear the entrance caves in every other day.
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Do you like frogs? Piss me off and you'll be living with them.
Hey Myao-chan. Do they ship it to Canada? 
