Have you ever had something to say, but you've been too scared to say it? Ever feared that the bully would beat you up after school for answering a question? Ever thought that the insult in your mind was too low, even for you? Have you ever just wanted to shout at a girl how ugly she is, but haven't had the guts since you're a coward?

NOT ANYMORE!!

With the new Insultmatron 3000, you can insult anyone and everyone without fear of being jumped after school! This small robot can insult anyone at the push of a button!

It's easy to use!
Simply program it with the insults you want to use, and the people to use them on. When you activate the Insultmatron 3000, it scans the area for one of the targets. When it locates one, it launches a verbal assaut on the person, starting of course with their name so they know they're the ones getting insulted.

It's fun!
The Insultmatron 3000 is sold on 5 online websites! On all 5, it has received maximum ratings! Customer satisfaction is guaranteed, or your money back!

User Commentary
"The Insultmatron 3000 turned my life around! No more was I the target of the bullies at school! The Insultmatron took care of that for me! Thank you Robotwares Inc!" -Satisfied Customer

"The Insultmatron got me beat up 7 times after school! I hate it!" -(Un)Satisfied Customer

The Insultmatron 3000 is now available at Wal-Mart! Or order it from our website! Only $29.99 plus S&H! Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back!

Note: Robotwares Inc. is not responsible for any harm that comes from the use of this product. The Insultmatron 3000 is meant for fun. Keep out of reach of children. "Satisfaction guaranteed" does not apply in Russia, China, or Great Britain. Money returned does not include S&H, so we steal a bit of your money for ourselves anyway.

-- Edited by Myao at 17:41, 2005-06-27