Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to EAT your hero?

How about pounding that bully right before lunch?

Now you can, thanks to LazerFood's newest product, the Slamwich!

The Slamwich is a combination of a wrestler and a sandwich! When opened, it will read the mind of the owner and attack the person he chooses. Once the person has been thoroughly beat up, the consciousness is drained from the Slamwich and you can eat it!

The Slamwich comes in several flavors, including Ham & Cheese, BLT, Burger, Turkey & Cheese, Chicken, and more!

User Comments

Josh of Iowa: "The Slamwich is the coolest! I went to school, and the bully tried to take my cash before lunch, as usual, but I pulled out my Slamwich and it beat him up! Hooray for the Slamwish!"

Mary of Michigan: "My son was beat up because some bully at school used a Slamwich on him! He had to go to the hospital cause his arm was broken! So I went to the boy's house and used a Slamwich on him! That showed him!"


The Slamwich, from LazerFood! Revolutionizing the way you eat lunch!

Slamwich is a trademark of LazerFood, Inc. LazerFood is not responsible for any injuries cause by the Slamwich. Injuries suffered from a Slamwich should be dealt with at a hospital, but don't call us. If you call us, we'll hang up. Seriously, we don't care that your kid got beat up. That's the whole point of the product. If you can't take it, then take care of the one using the Slamwich. Don't come crying to us, you pansyass noobs.